Lana Penrose thought her stint in hell was over. She'd fled Greece after the break-up of her marriage and arrived in London to open-armed friends and a great job in the music industry. But being suddenly single in your flirty thirties proves to be a bigger challenge than she'd ever imagined. Strung out and messed up, she begins her quest to kickstart her heart in bars around London, and comes face-to-face with Russell Brand, a crack gigolo, Slash, a would-be Elvis impersonator, a death metal-maniac and a vampire. After a string of inappropriate encounters, playing air guitar to the beat of her biological clock, Lana discovers she needs to tackle and bag that slippery little thing she wants more than anything else in this world: love.